I have diarrhea...part 2


#1

So, my Holidays are dry. I spend them with friends who dont drink. This is the same couple from the story I posted where I lost my mind and yelled “i got diarrhea” to get out of drinking. It was early on in my sobriety, and I way over prepared what to say…anyway…

I show up, and everyone is drinking wine. Wtf…never happened before. The guy that is hosting the party hands me a glass of wine. I smile, “I have diarrhea”. He looks at me and says, “again?”. I respond, “just fucking with you, i dont drink.”…he said ok…and I stayed sober…but the look on his face…priceless…


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#2

This is perfect!


#3

Scott!

Best post of the evening, right here. Go bold, man. Happy Thanksgiving to all, and to all a good night!


#4

You said you were going to use that and sure enough you did!


#5

I approve of this tactic and am stealing it for use at an (in)appropriate time


#6

Oh jayzus, I’m LOL! Thanks for the giggle, brother, and way to go protecting your precious sobriety!


#7

I remember this! Just had a good laugh all over again​:joy::joy::joy:


#8

This is my favourite!!


#9

:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy: when I saw the title I just thought to myself" not surprised after your big food day" but the actuall story is even funnier.


#10

Hot damn, I’m a sucker for sequels.

Good on ya, Scott! :rofl:


#11

And again you made my day, thanks for the LOL :joy::hugs:


#12

Lol, again?! … :rofl:


#13

I should have taken a picture of his jaw on the floor…it was hilarious


#14

Thank you for this :heart: :laughing:


#15

Yaaas! I’m shooketh lol
You’re savage, and I luuurrrrve it!


#16

Just lucky I had a perfect opportunity


#17

Haha… totally remember this!! Jeez was that a year ago ? :joy::joy:


#18

I wish! Late april.


#19

Maybe that’s what I’ll tell people in Tuscaloosa tomorrow, and then I’ll swiftly head out to a restroom. #BeatAuburn


#20

Record the looks on their faces…sure wish I had…hilarious