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Festive coffee goes like this: wake up sober. Make coffee in the same old handed down espresso stove top cooker that’s been repaired many times. With that old coffee bean grinder I got years ago off ebay. Fucking A. Drink from my cup of choice of the day, I got differently coloured cups. Sit down at the desk. Bunch of Christmas lights on. Do work, drink coffee. Sober. Dogs look fucking cute in the Christmas lights shine. Festive af. 
Enjoy.