Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 1)

It’s snowing here today. I don’t like snow. (Bloody white nonsense.) I thought it might be fun to compile a list of things that peeve us. It shall be called the “List of things that can fuck right off.” I’m going to get the ball rolling with…

Snow.

Join me, please.

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Fair weather friends.
Wasps
Laundry

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If you’ve ever been homeless when its snowing, you’d hate snow as well.

Laundry is definitely going on the list.

Running out of coffee
Storage heaters
Hats that don’t quite fit your head
Cleaning the fridge
Waking up after 12 minutes and being wide awake.

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Vanishing socks. Where tf do they go???

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Refridgerated toblerone. That can fuck RIGHT off.

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That my generation can’t live without technology. They are dependent on it. And the power social media has. It can tear apart countries and only few people seem to realize

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Fast food , burgers , sugar drinks , chocolate , over eating , can F#@*#& OFF

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Fake friends
Liars
Bank Fees
Bees
Nickelback

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Exactly. :facepunch: :facepunch: :facepunch:

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Lawyers, politicians, and used car sales people

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Mosquitoes
Bad avocados :avocado:
Biting into something hard in a burger/ground beef
Poor manners
COVID
Cancer

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  • Slippery ice (and smashing your coxis)
  • Narcissists
  • People who talk about “THEIR inheritance” (i.e. before the person is dead… Seriously, --fuck off)
  • Bratty, intrusive children
  • Backstabbing at work
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People who are unnecessarily mean to others
Covid
Rabbits (claws and sharp teeth, no thanks… Monty Python anyone?)

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*Women who bully other women
*Asshats that cannot hand change back to you properly. Like dumping paper, coins and receipt in your palm all at once.
*People who say they are all for free speech (but clearly only when you agree with them)
*Spiders.

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Yeah that hurts does that.

Why? They’re always honest and don’t want to control you.

And heroin!

Absolutely

Yeah they can fuck RIGHT off.

You’re not my brother in law are you?

What!? Spiders are great!

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“Convenience fees” when paying for things online, especially when opting to pay electronically rather than mailing a check.

I’m literally getting your money to you faster. And I’m the one being charged for that “convenience”?

Really any sort of nickel-and-diming like that.

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Hypocrisy :face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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dust
marzipan
Smurfs

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Cold sauna (when it should be hot).
With everything else you sorta get by, but cold sauna… I guarantee you, there will be shitstorm.

Some other things

  • weak coffee
  • a grown up person whining about their cleaning duty in a community house “Do I have to??” I lose my cool in 1,5 seconds.
  • people who could recycle their rubbish but can’t be bothered.
  • people who don’t clean up after themselves.
  • fake friends
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The band??

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