Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off*

Just for Fun
#1

It’s snowing here today. I don’t like snow. (Bloody white nonsense.) I thought it might be fun to compile a list of things that peeve us. It shall be called the “List of things that can fuck right off.” I’m going to get the ball rolling with…

Snow.

Join me, please.

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#2

Fair weather friends.
Wasps
Laundry

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#3

How can you not like snow?

Laundry next to the Laundry Bag or on the bedroom floor is a huge peevey thing.

People who reset the wifi 50 times because their PS5 isnt working :thinking:

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#4

If you’ve ever been homeless when its snowing, you’d hate snow as well.

Laundry is definitely going on the list.

Running out of coffee
Storage heaters
Hats that don’t quite fit your head
Cleaning the fridge
Waking up after 12 minutes and being wide awake.

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#5

Well yes I guess.

People who do the hoovering or empty the dishwasher then say ‘I’ve done … for you’ do they want a sticker?

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#6

Vanishing socks. Where tf do they go???

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#7

Refridgerated toblerone. That can fuck RIGHT off.

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#8

That my generation can’t live without technology. They are dependent on it. And the power social media has. It can tear apart countries and only few people seem to realize

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#9

Fast food , burgers , sugar drinks , chocolate , over eating , can F#@*#& OFF

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#10

50 voicemails that need deleting
Notifications you have 1,245 emails :smiling_imp:

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#11

Fake friends
Liars
Bank Fees
Bees
Nickelback

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#12

Exactly. :facepunch: :facepunch: :facepunch:

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#13

But not Boyz 2 Men?

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#14

Lawyers, politicians, and used car sales people

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#15

Nasty coffee
Bad drivers
Youtube Ads
Fentanyl
Bugs
Mushrooms

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#16

Mosquitoes
Bad avocados :avocado:
Biting into something hard in a burger/ground beef
Poor manners
COVID
Cancer

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#17
  • Slippery ice (and smashing your coxis)
  • Narcissists
  • People who talk about “THEIR inheritance” (i.e. before the person is dead… Seriously, --fuck off)
  • Bratty, intrusive children
  • Backstabbing at work
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#18

People who are unnecessarily mean to others
Covid
Rabbits (claws and sharp teeth, no thanks… Monty Python anyone?)

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#19

*Women who bully other women
*Asshats that cannot hand change back to you properly. Like dumping paper, coins and receipt in your palm all at once.
*People who say they are all for free speech (but clearly only when you agree with them)
*Spiders.

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#20

Yeah that hurts does that.

Why? They’re always honest and don’t want to control you.

And heroin!

Absolutely

Yeah they can fuck RIGHT off.

You’re not my brother in law are you?

What!? Spiders are great!

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