Brilliant!
3 Likes
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
5 Likes
Good one! 
2 Likes
Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump! 
4 Likes
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize
6 Likes
Nice. Never heard that one. 
2 Likes
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively
mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
The boys’ mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is God?”.
They boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God!!?” Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed, “WHERE IS GOD!?”
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, “What happened?”
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!”
9 Likes
Out of the mouths of babes! 
3 Likes
What’s long, green and thin, wears a top hat and tails, carries a cane, and loves to dance?
Fred Asparagus. 
5 Likes
Dang ran outta 
’s…thats funny!
Btw-- been meaning to ask… hows the job hunt going?
1 Like
An American man a Japanese man and a British man get captured by a cannibal tribe while on safari. The leader of the cannibal tribe says we must go by tradition.
The American says tradition well what does that mean?
The leader of the cannibal tribes says 1st we kill you then we cook you and eat you and then we make Canoe from your skin but the good news is you choose your own death.
The British man says a gun so they give him and he shoots himself in the head and falls over dead. The Japanese man says a sword so he kneels down and stabs himself in the guts and falls over dead. The American guy says a fork so they give him a fork and he just starts stabbing his arms and stabbing his legs he stabbed his chest stabbed himself in the neck and hes bleeding everywhere but hes not dying and after a while The leader of the cannibal tribe says this is taking too long what is going on??? The American says…
Screw your Canoe!
11 Likes
Haha I’ve been telling this for 20 years 
1 Like
Yeah and Grandmas cookies too 
1 Like
No success yet, but looking into two or three good leads. Today I updated my resume so hopefully that will help get more bites. Just trying to stay positive. Thanks.
2 Likes
These cookies are mine!
2 Likes
Best of luck my friend…something is bound to open up.
1 Like
- Did you hear about the soap-stealing robber? He decided to come clean.
6 Likes
Did u hear about the woman who was born with no vagina? She couldnt give a f@%k…
6 Likes
Know what happens when you play a Country/Western song backwards?
Your wife and your dog come back to you, along with your truck, and you get your job back.
8 Likes
