Two guys walk into a BAR…
The second guy should’ve known better.
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OMG - I love it — I’m likely to be the second guy (so clumsy - less so now that i’ve stopped drinking but yeah 
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog — cause it croaks every night.
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Who’s bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger’s baby?
Mr. Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger.
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Emilie – 
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Thank you. My Dad was the absolute best joke teller. He would come home from work and start telling us about his day and it would take a while to realize he was setting up for an elaborate joke. There are only so many times you can believe someone was caught in an elevator with a nun/clown/llama.
I lost him in 2020 and haven’t been telling jokes since. This will be laughter therapy for me.
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OH Love - he sounds like a hell of a guy – what a great memory!
Well lets keep the jokes rolling - shall we…
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
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It’s great to read your jokes. I don’t understand all of them but it’s great. Smiling and laughing are therapy 
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The other day I found out I’m colorblind. That news just came out of the purple!
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“I used to be an interpreter for bad mimes” - Steven Wright
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This one is for you @anon74766472.
4 Americans are traveling in Canada and they go out to dinner. The waitress approaches the table and asks what they would like to drink. The first guy says I’ll have a glass of Cabernet. The second guy says that he will also have a glass. The third agrees and then the fourth. The waitress says “you guys should have a liter”.
After some conversation one man stands up to say “I’ll be the leader”. 
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I love the dad jokes. My kids just roll their eyes at me at this point. 
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
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After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
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I only seem to get sick on weekdays.
I must have a weekend immune system.
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This is going in the rotation for me.
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Anyone can tell a dirty joke because most of the draw is shock value. If I can tell a joke to a child and make them laugh, bliss.
Some people say puns are a low form of humor. I don’t hang out with those people. 
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There’s nothing I like more than a good pun. The cornier, the better!
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Agreed - a good pun makes life more interesting…
A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.
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Ok I’ve Got One For Ya…
Why Did The Sperm Cross The Road???
Because My Son Put On The Wrong Socks This Morning 
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I don’t get why bakers aren’t wealthier.
They make so much dough.
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