RIP, boiling water.
You will be mist.
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Agreed - a good pun makes life more interesting…
A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.
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Ok I’ve Got One For Ya…
Why Did The Sperm Cross The Road???
Because My Son Put On The Wrong Socks This Morning 
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I don’t get why bakers aren’t wealthier.
They make so much dough.
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Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they’re always keeping their eyes peeled.
What do you call a reluctant potato?
A hesitater.
What do you call a potato that wears glasses?
A spectater.
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Perfect timing William…i needed a laugh 
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Did you hear that Costco stopped selling 5-gallon jars of pickles?
Shelving them was cucumbersome.
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I used to be afraid of painting, but eventually I brushed it off
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*How does a lumberjack know how many trees he’s cut down?
He keeps a log.
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Why does piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh.
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Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
You can buy it with no strings attached.
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A blonde and a brunette worked in a factory. The brunette says, “I know how to get some time off from work!” “How?” asks the blonde. “Watch this,” says the brunette. She climbs up to the rafter and hangs upside down. The boss walks in, sees her and says, “What on earth are you doing?” “I’m a lightbulb,” she answers. “I think you need some time off,” says the boss so she jumps down and walks out. The blonde starts walking out, too. “Where are YOU going?” says the boss. The blonde replies, “I can’t work in the dark!”
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A daily joke by Trusty Bird in honor of Papa G.
Two hunters are walking through the forest and become lost. The more they walk the deeper into the forest they go and they are starting to get scared and hungry.
All of a sudden they see a clearing with a tree in the middle that is draped with bacon. One of the hunters gets very excited and runs toward the tree only to be shot down before he can reach it.
The other hunter yells into the field “are you alright?” the wounded hunter yells back “don’t come any closer, it’s a ham bush.”
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What do inbred families do for Halloween??
Pump-kin
Haha, I won tickets for a comedy show for that one
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Ewww! No you won’t LOL
Please tell me the grandma’s cookies joke. I’m curious. I don’t think I’ve heard it.
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it’s inappropriate
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now i wanna hear it too… 
Why shouldn’t you argue with a dinosaur?
You’ll get jurasskicked
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