I used to have an addiction to the hokey pokey, but then I turned it around.
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Did you hear about the tree that went into banking?
It started its own branch
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That’s what it’s all about. 
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You crack me up 
There was a guy named Hunter. He was a vegan so we called him Gatherer
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What do you call Santa after he’s had beans?
Farter Christmas
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What do you call a really angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.
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What’s white and jumps from cake to cake?
A Merengue-utan.
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What did one furniture maker say to another during a tense discussion?
Let’s table this.
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There was a Roman Emperor who never aged past the age of nineteen
His name was Constant Teen
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Did you know there’s a support group for people who are incessant talkers?
It’s called Ramble On Anon.
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My mom’s forbidden me from making any breakfast puns.
She says if I do i’m toast.
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How waffle! 
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that was quick!!! nicely done
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Who is the best singer in the garden?
Elvis Parsley
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
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Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere.
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When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?
When it becomes apparent.
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What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
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That one made me chuckle! I’m getting a little loopy, time for bed for this one.
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