A tribute to fathers day! Love dad jokes 
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Still waiting for that “Constipation” movie to come out, though.
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything
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Dad, can you explain what a solar eclipse is?
No son
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Lol- just dont hold your breath…it may be awhile for it to come out.
How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste.
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When that movie does come out, I’m sure it will be a real “blockbuster”. 
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How do celebrities stay cool?
They have many fans.
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Where do you learn to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
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What do the stars and dentures have in common?
They both come out at night. 
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Why should you always knock on a refrigerator door before opening?
In case there’s a salad dressing.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale
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That’s a new one on me!
Why did Elvis have to see a psychiatrist?
Because his suede shoes were blue.
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Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume?
Me: That’s when I went to Yale…
Interviewer: That’s impressive. You’re hired.
Me: Thanks. I really need this yob
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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?
By how much he is coffin.
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Did you hear about the guy who cut off the left side of his body?
He’s all right now.
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Do you know why a chicken coop only had two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be called a chicken sedan.
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My wife says i’m addicted to drinking brake fluid.
Jokes on her, i can stop whenever i like
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An apple a day really CAN keep the doctor away…
If you aim really well. 
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OUCH! now that’s one way to use an apple —
this has been fun but i need to start winding down for bedtime… thanks friend- have a great night 
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