Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Rest in peace, boiling water. You will be mist.
I love this! 
Same for me! Its all a great big mystery.
I hated those word problems in school!!
@PBTex
I swear ancient Greek or hieroglyphics would be easier to read that math problems. 
(Well probably because I’ve got an archaeologist degree,but still )
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When I met my now wife, I asked if she was vegetarian because she really loved animals. She responded, “No, I just really hate vegetables.”
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Why did the car get a flat tire? Because there was a fork in the road!
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I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
Did you hear about the really popular pickle?
He was a pretty big dill!
Classic! 
What do you call it when King Charles is all out of Ibuprofen ?
A Royal pain.
Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor died of shock. 
What did the digital clock say to the Grandfather clock?
“Hey look…NO HANDS!!”
