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I love this! 
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Same for me! Its all a great big mystery.
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I hated those word problems in school!!
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@PBTex
I swear ancient Greek or hieroglyphics would be easier to read that math problems. 
(Well probably because I’ve got an archaeologist degree,but still )
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When I met my now wife, I asked if she was vegetarian because she really loved animals. She responded, “No, I just really hate vegetables.”
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Why did the car get a flat tire? Because there was a fork in the road!
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I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
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Did you hear about the really popular pickle?
He was a pretty big dill!
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Classic! 
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What do you call it when King Charles is all out of Ibuprofen ?
A Royal pain.
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Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor died of shock. 
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What did the digital clock say to the Grandfather clock?
“Hey look…NO HANDS!!”
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Why is it that you can never count on Yoda to pick up the tab?
Because he’s always a little short!
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After a prolonged drought when the rain came, all the animals in the forest were happy except the Kangaroo. When the others asked him what the reason was for such sadness, the Kangaroo revealed that the rain meant that all its kids would now be playing inside.
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What do you call a corpse with a winning lottery ticket in his pocket?
A lucky stiff!
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We’re having a “Diarrhea Awareness Week” at work right now…
Runs till Friday. 
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