Google dont play…that conversation gave me anxiety 
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Love how she had a follow-up question…wtf lady…im dying over here 
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Priceless!! 
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I’m dying!
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Why is it that blonde guys don’t like eating M&M’s?
Because they’ve too hard to peel. 
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America’s new teen singing sensations…
New Squids on the Block.
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Thanks for sharing
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls silent. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things.
“The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. The bouncer is a blonde girl. I’m a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?
Count Quackula!!! 
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Perhaps you mean Count Duckula? 
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If there was a race between a man and a dinosaur, who would win?
The man.
Dinosaurs are dead.
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Priceless! Best one I’ve heard yet.
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There was this farmer who had three teenage daughters. All three of them were waiting for their dates to pick them up one evening. The farmer, being a very protective Dad, had a shotgun full of buckshot by his side in case any riff-raff showed up. The first suitor arrives:
“Hi! I’m Joe! I came to pick up Flo. We’re gonna go to the show. Can she go?.” The farmer invites him in. Then shortly the second suitor arrives:
“Hi! I’m Eddie! I came to pick up Betty. We’re gonna go eat spaghetti. Is she ready?”. The farmer invites him in. Then, finally, the last suitor arrives:
“Hi! I’m Buck!..”
BLAM!!!
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