I’m a fun guy…
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Ouch 
Ten characters
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How was the snow globe feeling by January?
A little shaken.
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Why do mellons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
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I bought myself a pair of shoes with memory foam insoles.
Now i can remember why I walked into the kitchen.
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I had a magic dog once…
He was a Labracadabrador.
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I went to a fight the other day, and a hockey game broke out. 
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Did you hear the one about the ceiling fan?
It’s over your head.
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Horse walks into a bar
Bartender says “why the long face” lol
Ya welcome
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Hey folks! Just swinging by this laughter lounge to sprinkle a bit of humor:
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
- Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Keep those spirits high and the jokes rolling! Can’t wait to chuckle at what you all come up with next.
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I wonder if his girlfriend was suing him for Palimino?
If “the world is your oyster”…
How did I get stuck with a CLAM?
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What do you call a cougar that needs a hearing aid?
“Def Leppard”
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