What’s the odd one out …… a tv ,a washing machine or a woman ……a tv it’s the only one that doesn’t leak when it’s fucked😉
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Q: How do you hide money from a hippy?
A: Put it under the soap.
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Like that one 
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When your worried about your jokes and your meme gets flagged 
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Oh shit… That made me laugh harder than it should have… So true tho
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@JazzyS 3 sober weeks of not getting into trouble…still an accident waiting to happen
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Lol…girl you got this!!! We in this together 
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Oh yeah it’s all gravy on this train baby 
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My daughter’s funny without knowing it …… we were was on the bus today and saw a man wheeling his bike and I said why has that man got a bike but he’s not riding it …. She said maybe it’s a “pushbike “she made the whole bus laugh
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Why was the maths book sad ….coz he had too many problems
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Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank.
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Where does Dracula keep his money?
In the blood bank!
(I’ll see myself out)
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Love corny jokes 
What did the drummer name his twin daughters
Anna 1, Anna 2
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Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
To the dump, to the dump, to the DUMP-DUMP-DUMP! 
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. Too funny (10 characters)
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Oh @Dazercat you are funny I’m keeping that one
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