Make Me Laugh. Tell me a joke

Lol…girl you got this!!! We in this together :people_hugging:

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Oh yeah it’s all gravy on this train baby :kissing_heart::crazy_face:

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My daughter’s funny without knowing it …… we were was on the bus today and saw a man wheeling his bike and I said why has that man got a bike but he’s not riding it …. She said maybe it’s a “pushbike “she made the whole bus laugh

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Why was the maths book sad ….coz he had too many problems

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Where do polar bears keep their money?

In a snowbank.

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Where does Dracula keep his money?
In the blood bank!

(I’ll see myself out)

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Love corny jokes :rofl:

What did the drummer name his twin daughters

Anna 1, Anna 2

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Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the DUMP-DUMP-DUMP! :notes::musical_note:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:. Too funny (10 characters)

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Oh @Dazercat you are funny :joy::joy::joy: I’m keeping that one

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Why did the kid jump off the boat?
Pier preassue!

I’ll just see myself out.

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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around.”"

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How do llamas wake up in the morning?
They use allama clocks.

Why didn’t the llama want coffee?
He only drinks llamanade.

Who’s the best llama rapper?
Kendrick Llama.

What happened when a Llama got in a fight with her twin sister?
Llama drama!

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Llama my ass off.

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What do you get when you cross a llama and a sweet potato?
You get a Yyama!

What did the llama say when the alpaca asked why he knew so many jokes?
Llama funny guy.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a llama?
A turtleneck sweater

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Llama killing me🤣

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