Oh @Dazercat you are funny 
I’m keeping that one
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Why did the kid jump off the boat?
Pier preassue!
I’ll just see myself out.
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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around.”"
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How do llamas wake up in the morning?
They use allama clocks.
Why didn’t the llama want coffee?
He only drinks llamanade.
Who’s the best llama rapper?
Kendrick Llama.
What happened when a Llama got in a fight with her twin sister?
Llama drama!
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Llama my ass off.
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What do you get when you cross a llama and a sweet potato?
You get a Yyama!
What did the llama say when the alpaca asked why he knew so many jokes?
Llama funny guy.
What do you get when you cross a turtle and a llama?
A turtleneck sweater
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Llama killing me🤣
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“Do you feel lucky punk?”
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Somebody broke into my car and left two Corey Feldman concert tickets.
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I actually came up with this one today, when my wife and I were having lunch at a Kosher deli here in town…
She asked me: “How’s your bagel 
?”
I told her that I was at a LOX for words.
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. Love it!
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Did you hear about the stolen dog collar?
Police are looking for leads.
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Knock knock?
Who’ there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock knock?
Who’s there???
Ooops I did it again. 
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Why was Cinderella so
bad at soccer? She kept running away
from the ball!
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Why did 6,372,384 sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong pair of socks
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