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“Do you feel lucky punk?”
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Somebody broke into my car and left two Corey Feldman concert tickets.
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Both of my parents were dwarfs.
I’ll never forget their struggle to put food on the table.
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I actually came up with this one today, when my wife and I were having lunch at a Kosher deli here in town…
She asked me: “How’s your bagel 
?”
I told her that I was at a LOX for words.
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Did you hear about the stolen dog collar?
Police are looking for leads.
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Knock knock?
Who’ there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock knock?
Who’s there???
Ooops I did it again. 
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Why was Cinderella so
bad at soccer? She kept running away
from the ball!
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Why did 6,372,384 sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong pair of socks
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Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly sheep.
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What’s the difference between God and Bono?
God doesn’t walk all over Dublin pretending he’s Bono.
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