Make Me Laugh. Tell me a joke

Here’s one.

How many Alanons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None.
they’ll just leave it alone and let it screw itself.

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Good one :+1: for sure
I will be sharing that at my next meeting.

A little old lady gets pulled over for speeding…

The officer walks up to the car and after a quick greeting takes the documentation she has ready for him. He notices a license to conceal carry a pistol and he asks, “Ma’am do you have a firearm in the vehicle?” She replies, “Well yes sir, I do.” The officer smiles a little as this lady was no more than 5’ tall and 90 lbs. and had to be 90 years old. “Ma’am, may I ask what type of firearm you have?” “Well yes sir,” she replies, “I’ve got a 9mm in my purse, and I keep a .45 in the center console here, and I’ve also got a magnum in the glove compartment.” The officer is taken back a little, “Is that it?” He asks half kidding. “Well no, I do have a pistol grip shot gun in the trunk as well.” The officer is really raising his eye brows at this point, and he asks, “Ma’am, what are you afraid of?” The little old lady replies, “Not a fucking thing.”

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What so you call a Witch on the Beach?

A Sandwitch…

(I’ll show myself out :joy:)

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He must have been half cut :eyes:

or a bitch? :thinking:

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How do the miners clean their clothes?

@Frank68

image If someone throws parsley on you paycheck are they garnishing your wages?

Only if you get overthyme?

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I spilt my scrabble letters in my bed. I had a night on the tiles.

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Love it, old ones are the best :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Now this is funny. You did good👍

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well? Tell me.

You remembered. Awe. ThanknYou

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:heart::joy: I didn’t even think of that.

I can share this with the kids…

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Having a bad day.

Went to put on my shirt, button fell off,

Walk out the door and the handle fell off

Now I’m afraid to pee

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You just made me snort…

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Your welcome :rofl::rofl::rofl:

I told that at work one morning, and it neatly killed my supervisor she laughed so hard I thought she was gonna die

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