That’s funny
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Omg, girl. Where do you find this stuff? Lol
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Good Lord, You just made my night. Laughing at all your posts…must go to bed, stop reading Olivia’s jokes🤣
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A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell their stories.
In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first, “My dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One day we were taking lots of eggs to the market in a basket on the front seat of the truck when we hit a big bump in the road. The basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke.” The moral of the story is not to put all your eggs in one basket.
“Very good,” said the teacher.
Next, Mary said, “We are farmers too. We had twenty eggs waiting to hatch, but when they did we only got ten chicks.” The moral of this story is not to count your chickens before they’re hatched .
“Very good,” said the teacher again, very pleased with the response so far.
Next it was Barney’s turn to tell his story: “My dad told me this story about my Aunt Karen. Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete.”
“Go on,” said the teacher, intrigued.
“Aunt Karen drank the whiskey on the way down to prepare herself. Then she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.”
“Good heavens,” said the horrified teacher, “What did your father say was the moral of that frightening Story?”
The child said:
“Stay away from Aunt Karen when she’s been drinking.”
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My country typically tells jokes involving people from neighbouring countries, with all due respect. Here’s one:
A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian decided to have a farting contest. The Swede had the first turn, and his fart was heard in all surrounding houses. Then, it was the Norwegian’s turn. His fart was heard two blocks away. Finally, the Finn farted but nothing happened! Not even a sound!
Until the next day, when news reported that it was raining shit in China.
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We also does that, but we’d put the Swede in another place in the story. And the stupid ones usually contains Norwegians. Like why does the Norwegians crawl on the floor in the store?
-They’re looking for low prices.
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Bahaha! But we all know low prices don’t exist in Norway 
I heard jokes include a Swedish, a Norwegian and a Danish elsewhere. Only Finland has a Finnish character in such jokes, LOL
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Maybe it depends on where in Sweden you live. It varies where I live.
And yes Norway is crazy expensive for us these days.
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A younger child about 6 walked in on her parents having sex. Nothing was said
The next morning at breakfast, the child asks her mom what she was doing last night,
Mom replied well I was helping daddy flatten out his big belly.
The child replied well your wasting your time. Cause when you go to work the neighbor comes over and blows it back up again
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No you didn’t… lololol.
I can say this was not me,
You nut🌰. I love the jokes
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I got many more I try to stay ti the pg13 level tho
Dude that’s hilarious!
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