Happy valentines day im about to go eat alone at subway… The one i work at… Its my day off #5percentOffemployeeDiscount
I ate poutine with real cheese curds on my lunch hour alone in my car! And it was fantastic
5% discount. Geeze you think they could do better than that!
Actually, I’m not alone this Valentine’s day. I’m with my cat. My imaginary cat.
Edit: Never mind, he’s got a date. Apparently.
I guess happy Valentine’s Day?
Pot noodles come in individual servings.
I’m all set.
I kissed a wild turkey () before breakfast, walked past Hose after work and somehow, someway I’m still sober…
Added… He still loves me though…
I spend my valentines with a fiery red head wendy… the cheeseburger lol
I was joking i did work at subway when i was younger it was terrible
Calling all the telemarketers back on this day so i actually have someone to talk to.
At the health clinic alone… Happy V.D
At least this way I can eat as much as I like and I don’t have to worry about the overhang bouncing around later on.
And flowers die anyway.
Guess I’m going to Netflix and chill…alone.
Chillin with my teenager while she Skypes her girlfriend. Yay! Love then both though
Valentine’s Day: when the only thing you’re fucking is stupid
They’re usually already dead.
I’m not with stupid anymore…
I spent Valentine’s day with my twins. We had Sonic and watched a movie.
What if you had Sonic and went to the Sonic movie? Mind blowing!