Hahaha i like this one 
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Bad bad pain! And it happens sooo often to me 
I’m sooo gonna have to try this! Hahaha, that’s if I can remember any of them.
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Hahaha yeeees, I prefer the first and last one
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obviously I don’t know what to do with my freetime today so I upload memes
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Hahaha!!! God, that woman is so gross. I try not to judge but good fuck
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HONEEEEY BOO BOO! Whachoo gon tell dem juuuudges when dey ask yew bout yer pig heart? Imon tell em my pig heart makes me saaaaaassy bitches!
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Yep, usually in bed when I should sleep
And then I found 5 bucks!
And so I punched him in the face!
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There is one coworker of mine and she is NEVER satisfied with her body or hair or skin or whatever.
I really should answer her next time she says “Tsh…my hair looks so greasy today, don’t you think?“ Me: “As the prophecy foretold“ 
I bet her look is priceless
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I want to use these when people share that they have to use the bathroom
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