Ahaha yeeees! I hate it when they say (and do) that
For Pete’s sake you fartknocker, heavens to Betsy you better shut the front door before I wing nut you in the cotton pickin caca like the son of the bacon bit you are.
Listen here you son-of-a-biscuit-eater…
Im doing just this in an hour!!! This is hilarious and i will have to share with my bowling league buddies! Thanks