Do vegans, like…ya know… swallow? 
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Savage. I’m dead
Having the first name “Steven”, I always get asked “with a V or a PH?”. I reply, " With a W.", and smell the smoke of their brain-cells burning.
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Highly shocking. My Canadian experience: Every house I’ve been to has an electric kettle, and maybe half have an electric coffee maker. There’s also the rare stove kettle. But… microwaving water… only for prepping the microwave for cleaning
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They need a keypad to type your name in. I have a wierd name…Toyann. I told the clerk. They said Joyann I said no Toyann with a T…translated into Joytan. I have a photo somewhere. My friends name is Crystal. Her cup said Kris. She waited inside for our coffee and could not figure out why our names weren’t called. 
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Actually pmsl I sing that around the house, good old Hastings 
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that poor cat is going to have trust issues for the rest of her life 
I know, no kidding! It makes me laugh so hard I can’t help it. 
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especially the look it gives the camera when the glass is gone
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