My therapist had a saying
YET means you’re eligible too,
It was his response to people and me who thought we were beyond simple things that keep our lives together and kinda kick you down a notch
That person on their 6th reset, you can be there too, the person who lost their job, and are struggling, you can be there too.
It was a good way to remind us to be humble, like anyone we all one step away from fucking up
I like “there go I but for the grace of God” for these thoughts. It is one of the times that I throw around the big G’s name.
Restraint of pen, tongue and send.
It ain’t over til the fat lady sings. Not PC but accurate.
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle
And that’s how babies are made. 
one of my favorite sayings of all time!
This is golden! Love it.
If it’s not working then try doing it the way your wife told you to do it in the first place.
Happy wife, happy life.
Remember that the “greener grass” on the other side of the fence may come with a higher “water bill” that you may or may not be within your desire or willingness to pay, and “fertilizer” underneath that might not be so pleasant when you’re up close. Better to focus on your own lawn and how you can improve it rather than coveting that of your neighbor’s that you only see from its best vantage point.
A piece of advice I constantly tell my kids:
Always make sure there’s TP BEFORE you poop.
Otherwise you’ll have your hands full.
Otherwise you’ll be wearing shoes without socks.
Lol, in the same subject…as I barely made it home
If ya got an urge to go, spend a few more minutes at work and go potty…
Can’t tell you the number of times I’ve been saved
in public restrooms by checking the TP dispenser first. World class important advice.
Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision.
The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.
Check the weather before you fire up the grill…
It’s on
There is a monsoon
And I am not getting wet
That reminds me of:
“A wrong decision is better than indecision.”
My old marketing manager would say this all the time. He would rather us make the wrong decision than no decision at all, because right or wrong, we would learn from it and that would make us smarter; no decision offers no learnings.
This has always been one of my favorites!!