5 & 6 tend to explode on hitting the water. Nowhere near as marble-like as rabbit poo
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Now that shit’s funny
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You really know your shit
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Thank you for clarifying that. 
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BTW there are two types of rabbit poo.: Pellets which they eat again (too good to waste!) and the soft droppings that they leave alone. Rabbits are known as coprophages (poo-eaters).
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I am laughing (and in agreement) so hard right now! Truth all of that was pure truth…LOL
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And this is why i don’t let dogs lick my face. Ever.
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Yes the poops they eat are called cecotropes. I have a bunny and can confirm this happens they are smaller, shinier soft clusters. The bunny pellet poops they don’t eat are more dry. My garden will enjoy them
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For the opiate users out there, that stuff will block you up.
For the booze hound, the exact opposite, the time on the can will definitely be one filled with joy of a crapacino.
When I was taking SSRIs clockwork man, half hour after taking my guts weren’t happy and I think my internal organs went with everything else
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Hah! That chart is the SHIT! Man… It felt good saying that.
All jokes a side I remember noticing I was pooping all fucked up and read into it. Boy was I not surprised when i found it was because of drinking ¬.¬
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I’d eat a shit sandwich but i don’t like bread
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Oh yeah I’ve heard horror stories from heavy users regarding bowel obstructions.
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An old friend from school who struggled with a heroin addiction used to routinely not poop for 7-10 days. It was only around the two week mark he would worry.
Dude would eat every day too.
Crazy
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Yeah opiates wreak havoc on the GI system. If you read at all the stuff it does I’m surprised half of opiate users still have intestines
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I won’t describe what happened to someone I know who had extreme GI side effects with herion. It is too gross. 
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Can confirm what @Piglet is referring to. My ICU-nurse sister-in-law has witnessed the effects of extreme constipation.
If it hasn’t happened to you yet, it’s not too late! (shudder)
Ahhh, miss old school SNL
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That reminds me of Van Wilder
And very dangerous!!!