Sober Poops

Yikes. Sorry you had to go through that. Glad you made it through :blush:

If it doesn’t straight rupture, there is also another free path back out of the gut…

The whole thing makes me shiver. Glad you are well now. :pray: May you never experience it again!

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Since you’ve mentioned that I might as well confirm what @eke is alluding to which is faecal vomiting! I hope you are not eating.

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I was trying not to be toooooo plain spoken as just the thought is so graphic. Apologies if it’s too much, can back up the convo a bit.

But lordy, if that doesn’t get a person sober I dunno what will.

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A week before getting sober I went to urgent care cause I had been backed up for 2 weeks. Heavy drinker, never used opiates. Alcohol had the reverse effect on me. Now that I’m 10-days sober I finally see what it’s like to be a shithead. :crazy_face::rofl:

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I have interviewed a number of GI specialist doctors who tell me that the GI tract has its own neurones. They call it the gut brain. I can’t imagine what it thinks when we chuck all our stuff at it! :brain: :weary:

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I guess that’s why fecal transplants can work for people, particularly those with drinking problems. Crazy!!

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Yep, I went to the funeral of my ex-wife’s uncle, who died of oesophageal cancer from years of heavy drinking.

I think faecal transplant are of benefit for restoring the bacteria that we have blasted with an antiseptic used in handwash for years.

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This thread isn’t my favorite, but its a solid #2.

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I have two words for you - Cayenne pepper. It is magical.

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Felt this needed a comeback…day 26, and too excited about my regularity.

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Good poops never get old.
The gift that keeps on giving.

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Day 8 sober and my :poop: are normal again! No more having to clean the toilet after doing the #2 :raised_hands::grin:

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News in advancing poop technology

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Shit. I forgot about this thread. The Daily Gratitude is my go-to. This must be #2

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I was so loose for so long! It got to the point that I had to sit on the throne for my first morning beverage (didn’t matter if it was coffee or beer), it shot through me so quick.

I’m sober over 17 years and I still love my solid sober poops.

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Poop choices… So much to consider

  • $10,000,000 and have uncontrollable explosive diarrhoea for the rest of your life
  • $1,000,000 and you’ve got good poops. Not great poops, but not bad
  • $500,000 and never have to poop again. You have the magic bowels… No poops, no wiping ever again
  • I love my private poop time. You couldn’t pay me enough to stop pooping - good, bad or ugly

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All natural poops. Poops can tell you important things about your health.

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