Laughing helps me to get out of that depressed and emotional state of mind. It’s also great for the heart, the mind the body and the soul…
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Thanks I needed to be reminded to laugh so I don’t get depressed.
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Here’s a very bad one for you
A corn cob sees a hot corn cob, he walks to her and he says you’re a-maize-ing
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you’ve had nine months to think of that, come on mr dutchy 
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That was so bad 
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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face
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How do you make a door laugh? Tickle it’s knob
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What have a pelican and your local council got in common? They can both stick their Bill’s up their bum!
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i didnt even know i am an addict nine months ago lol
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What do you call when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? A woolly jumper!!
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i dont know how far i can go with jokes, because theres an international audience and i dont wanna get flagged lol
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I’ve no idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? I’ve still no idea
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what do you call a fish with no body and non nose? nobody knows
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? FSH
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Said the bishop to the choir boy lol
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now that’s funny 
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And mine wasn’t? Rude 
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So there is a married middle aged couple who have a passion for classical music, so as a special surprise for his birthday she decides to have a tattoo of his two favourite composers done on each thigh… Mozart on the right and Beethoven on the left.
So after the birthday meal they return home to the bedroom where she drops dress her with the words…
“surprise… Look darling do you know who they are”
Flabbergasted he replies “yes darling that’s Mozart on your right thigh”…
“And if I’m not mistaken that Beethoven on your left thigh”…
And a perfect likeness of Andrew Lloyd Webber in the middle…
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I just didn’t want to encourage you
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Now that’s funny tho I’m sure my bits look better than Andrew lol
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