The Stupid Polls thread (Part 1)

I hope it’s not this island.

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Hahaha if it is… fuck it, I’m going down with the ship!!

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Rules are made to be broken!

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Except the rule that you can’t edit a poll after it has been created, that rule is unbreakable… :flushed:

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25 or 6 to 4 - best bass line ever! That got me to switch from guitar to the electric bass.

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When flying on an airplane, and you have to fart, do you…

This poll is anonymous, so be honest! :rofl:

  • Grip the arm rests and let it rip?
  • Hold it in the whole time
  • Take a trip to the lavatory and release the pressure
  • Dunno, never happened to me
  • I never been on a plane

0 voters

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Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?

  • Yes
  • No
  • I don’t know what die hard is and I am ashamed.

0 voters

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I don’t need to grip the armrests - surely if you were at the gripping the armrests stage, there’d be shart potential.

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Ahem…

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The hell it isn’t

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You’re walking down the street, and someone passing in the opposite direction looks at you and says, “Good morning.” Where you live, the standard reaction to this would be:

  • Wonder why a stranger is talking to you
  • Recoil in horror and intense discomfort
  • Say “Good morning” back, if you can react in time
  • “Hey Joe, how’s it going? Family doing well?”

0 voters

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Ha, interesting poll. Hiking near LA, my brother’s friend thought it was novel I said hello to almost everyone we passed.

“Wait, wait, let me try that! Maybe someone will smile awkwardly at me, too.” :sweat_smile:

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Follow-up poll. The people who initiate, and say “Good morning” first, are:

  • Friendly
  • Monsters

0 voters

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I’ve heard different things about different places, in this respect, but never directly from the people who live there, so I’m interested to see what people think or feel about it.

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It seems the people have spoken

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The only element of die hard that makes it remotely related to Christmas is that it took place during a company Christmas party on xmas eve.

If it took place on, oh, I dont know, September 19th, it wouldn’t be considered a pirate movie?

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Same with It’s a Wonderful Life yet no questions it’s status of a Christmas movie

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Less than 50-50 chance here that anyone will respond to a greeting in passing. Of those that do, most will be a mumble without looking you in the eye.

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Well, you live life your way and I’ll live it my way, where Die Hard is not a xmas movie :rofl:

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Pft those are your people voting against you

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I asked my wife and she says it’s a Christmas movie. And she’s fancied Bruce Willis since Moonlighting.
:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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