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I’ve got a face good for the radio that’s my problem.
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The only thing I take serious is sobriety, everything else not so much.
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They could be character defects. Or some of these guys could just be creepy assholes. I tend to lean toward creepy assholes.
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that’s not the sort of thing I would broadcast 
ohhh my mind…
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I live a very sheltered life. 
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This shit is too funny. This site woulda been the last place I woulda looked for to jump on and try out cheesy ass pick up lines.
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You all are so freaking funny!!! I know it’s a serious topic but all of the responses back and forth to each other WTF!!!
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Lol. Right!
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I mean could you be at least a little clever,
Like oh your guniea pig is cute.
Do you want to see my anaconda??
I mean cmon, at least put some effort in
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That meme made me laugh I feel like I should be eating popcorn watching a funny show
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I saw a naked guinea pig in a petshop the other day. It was hairless apart from a patch on its nose. It looked weird in the way that Sphinx cats look weird. But the nosetuft was cute.
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Yeah I saw them before and I think hairless cats are weird tho. Everyone thinks they are so adorable I’m like no,
My thing is ferrets, I have a love for ferrets, been thinking about getting two.
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I’ll be honest,
I’m a dude, and I never understood the behavior, like look here’s a picture of me at the gym, all sweaty and half naked, now for sure I know you’ll want to drop to your knees and beg for me to come see you with my shiny flesh sword for your sheath
Like maybe I’m just me or whatever but I made friends on the forum of the opposite sex, I don’t think any of them saw me half or completely naked. But that’s besides the point, in fact I’m on the phone chatting with a former forum member now.
But I made friends with these people through engaging conversations and connection, if it expanded into the realm of a romantic relationship well, we’d talk from there. But eh the last thing you need to do is go ahead and play hook up on a forum where plenty of people know you and tarnish your rep. But whatever
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I’m so glad I’m a dude and I don’t have to worry about creepy fuck sticks sliding into my dms on a recovery site… I’m also happy I’m not a creepy fuckstick, at least I don’t think I am … my wife says I’m a creep sometimes… I’m confused now 
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I’ve been propositioned by a dude here in my DMs.
I deleted it and blocked him.
From what he said I think he was high when he did it. Still. It was disturbing.
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I’m rather obsessed with naked guinea pigs.
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I’m starting to feel like I did before quitting FaceAche. Feel like I’m missing out!!
PS: I know it’s a serious topic. But even so….
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