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Hi I’m Paul I’m 49 yo, mentally 16, physically 92. I’m 3 foot 2 inches and 280 lb, I like trains and looking for horse shoes, favourite colour is beige. Im looking for a very private natured lady as I don’t leave the house who likes cleaning that ring of dirt you get around the bath tub. She must have her own income bc I don’t and be open minded when it comes to sex as I’m still undecided about this, does it hurt? Anyway please contact me via my parole officer and don’t talk to my neighbours when you come move in, they’re strange people and I should know bc I sit at my window all day watching them.

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thanks for replying, I’ll take you :blush:

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Piss off Seriously

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You had me at “looking for horse shoes” :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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are you feeling lucky. :wink:

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This cracked me right up !! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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I cant think of a way to reply to this without coming across wrong :sweat_smile: man I’m bad at this :rofl:

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Adrienne you know I’ll always have a place for you. :grin:it’s in front of the sink.

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Omg you guys are awesome, you made me crack up! Thank you @Dolse71 for that hilarious post and @littlemisschatterbox and @Solanaceae for your responses. CLASSIC!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Hey guys my name is Chad. I’m not here to find any female companions. If it happens cool but I’m looking for support.

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This is why I love you so much :joy:

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Hell yeah he sounds like a keeper…

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You on your funny half hour Mister P ?? :roll_eyes::rofl::rofl::grin:

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not right now, unlike some who are out enjoying themselves I’m getting my head around getting up for work. I really must get to the post office :wink:

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I’m in bed !!! . Sober partying finishes early :rofl:

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yeah but the mornings are nicer aren’t they :grin:

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Much nicer and I’ll taste breakfast :grin:. Night night

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Well done bro!!!

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Just Brilliant! :rofl::rofl::rofl: haven’t laughed so hard in ages… fantastic :clap:t2::clap:t2::ok_hand::two_hearts:

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