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Hitting you with some hard questions in these hard times.
How do you cut your toast for maximum enjoyment?
The shape definitely affects the flavour, so what’s your favourite slice?

  • A
  • B
  • C
  • D
  • E
  • F

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I’m torn,I usually go c as default but favourite for ease of eating and taste has to be D!

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Funny how the shape affects flavour (in our mind)

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I think there’s something to it, it’s all down to the butter to toast to crust ratio :joy::slightly_smiling_face:

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There’s definitely some serious science behind it

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Out yourselves, E and F barbarians!

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Never cut my toast, that’s for children. But if I did, obviously it would be A, of course that’s why it’s first on the list.

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I have to let my toast cool down so I stack them like playing cards if you were building with them then I add butter once cool don’t like it melting in

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B.o.r.i.n.g.:rofl::rofl::rofl::pray:

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If I’m feeling a little risqué I would go with D. I mean in all honesty, cutting the toast does seem to make it taste better.

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Lol I’m loving this topic .xx

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Thats how we do it downtown!

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I chose D which is what I would do if cutting toast to put on a toast rack. But if I was just making it for myself I’m with @DuncanNZ no cutting necessary!

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That hurts my brain.

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Whuut! I love melted buttery toast. But it’s good when you get a bit where the butter us thicker so it hasn’t completely melted

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Where does everybody stand on toast with pate? Cold or warm?And what’s going on with F? That would only fly if it was fried with an egg in the middle! :slightly_smiling_face:

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Or E for that matter :thinking: can’t think of a reason anyone would do that intentionally!

I don’t eat pate anymore but when I did I would never order it at a restaurant. They always get the toast to pate ratio wrong (usually not enough toast). Personally I would say the toast should be cold.

Cold is definitely better but I can never be bothered waiting. Are there no vegetarian pates like mushroom type things or is pate primarily meat paste? :slightly_smiling_face:

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LOL
I just drew this up for giggles… E & F are, to the best of my knowledge, not generally accepted cutting patterns for toast

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Cold pate on crustless toast the POSH WSY

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