Idk about y’all, but when I’m driving, I am “the” dancing in the car superstar. Music on blast. Singing. Helps me decompress.
Guy in video at link below almost…i mean almost…comes close 2 my level of skillz. If u don’t laugh, check your pulse. Pls share funny stuff here. Anything. Laughter is good medicine for me. You? I hope the link works. If not, I’ll try to repost it.
Only got 3.5 minutes into it. Hubs sleeping. Had 2 stop it cuz I was trying to keep my laughter quiet but I still almost woke him up. Chick who missed her lift n broke the windows was hilarious. I almost shattered sheet rock once like that. Eek. Dude getting kicked in face by horse… he kinda deserved it. Ouch.
“I might eat my placenta, or I might not.” – Listen. I have 2 children. I think i threw up a little in my mouth after that comment. Disturbingly curious about it tho, so might Google if some women really eat placenta. My gawd. I can’t even stand that word.
I kid u not. I had a friend hop on an escalator wearing a floor length, knit skirt. The skirt got caught in the elevator AND YANKED IT OFF. She had to literally run out of Macy’s, to her car, in her panties.
Back when my wife was pregnant with my daughter, she was all into those “baby story” reality shows. Now it’s not interesting to an audience for some average couple to have an average pregnancy, and give birth at a hospital, attended by an OBGYN doctor and nurses. Nope.
They had the home birthers. They had the water birthers. They had the home water birthers. They had the “village” pre-birth where they made plaster of paris casts of the mothers belly. They had the “Village” birthers, who had a block party in their living room, and everyone, I mean everyone was present to watch the “miracle of birth”.
Different strokes, I guess, but not for me.
But the one that really generated more than a cocked eyebrow from me was the couple who threw a party, saute’d the placenta, and proceeded to feed it to the guests. I am trying to figure out how this is not cannibalism. One thing if a woman ate her own (a little strange, but not unlike eating your nails or boogers…just gross, not a potential crime against humanity), but to eat someone else’s placenta, like it was pate’?
Both my wife and I were racing for the bathroom. Poor dear. I am faster than her on her best day, and she had to contend with a baby in head-down orientation…Love ya honey…but I got here first. Guest bath is free though.