Just increase the distance and get those philly girls.
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I hear they put out. And sorry in advance to anyone from Philly whom I’ve offended.
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Jesus D.
Why must you denigrate the beauty of a meaningful temporal relationship of two people who choose to share that fleeting bond in an intimate fashion?
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If he expands it that far he’s gonna get a bunch of those wildwood Jersey girls too… As for Philly I have a t shirt with the liberty bell on it that says “come to Philly for the crack” i saw it on a t.v. show and thought it sounded about right
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I know nothing of the tinder, but, I also know that never once has any girl I know said " He sent me a dick pic! It was so hottttttt! " 
Kerouac said the prettiest girls in the world live in Des Moines. I don’t think we have anything on philly though, clearly.
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Until last night I had never heard that either. Then I did.
I have never sent a d pic to an unprepared female. I have brought it out in my home base bar though…
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Oh, tons of my bar friends have seen my boobs.
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So I take it you’ve discovered the make your own meme site?
Y’all r damn crazy. Lurve it
Some are sicker than others lol.
Well I’m usually a leader, sooooo
Ever tried parrots? 
Sad cat diaries…absolutely the most hilarious thing ever
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