Really? Same here 
I don’t know why but I always thought you are very tall person, like 5’9 or something.
I would steal all the salt. All of it.
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Same!
I always thought of @Runningfree as being fairly tall.
In my mind you’ll always be giant!
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Definitely going to hide my 2 sons’ Xbox controllers.
And the pillows from their beds.
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I’m not going to steal it, but I’m going to snap your spork when you’re out on a long distance hiking trip.
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All the shoelaces from your shoes.
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Take a shirt to the dry cleaners and ask them to rotate the buttons. Or…
Bring in two pairs of pants. Ask them to remove a stain from one pair, and then transfer the stain onto the other pair of pants.
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Every extension cord that something is plugged into
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taking all the spices out of the kitchen
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Stealing the perforated lines from all of your toilet paper.
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All the hour hands off the analogue clocks, and an annihilation of digital clocks.
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