I’m stealing the springs from all the toilet paper thingamajigs that hold up the roll.
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I’m taking the pull chains from your ceiling fans/light fixtures, snipping the chain to the length where they are just out of reach.
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I’m only 5’3. This sounds terrible 
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I’m 5’5” and that’s why I thought of it LOL
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Stealing the drawers and shelves from your refrigerator. The screens from your windows.
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I’m stealing the cruise control, ac, and powered windows from your car.
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Thats a burn to take the shelves from my fridge. 
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Half of the underwire from just one side of the bra would be WAY more annoying (stabby).
Just taking the underwires could actually make the bra more comfy.
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I’m taking all of the dowels from the fronts of your drawers so that when you go to open them, the front comes off.
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Alternative could be to just take the handles/knobs off each drawer, rendering then bloody inconvenient to open.
I guess you could bonus point it and just take it half the dowels too so the front pulls off sightly and just hangs down in a sad manner
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OUCH this is cold but also an awesome thread 
Taking all the fabric softener – enjoy that static cling 
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I’d leave my empty shopping cart right in the middle of a really choice parking spot at the grocery store so you have to get out of your car to move it.
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Well, that would make some pretty amusing leg selfies.
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I’m going to burn allllllllllllll of your receipts for the financial year.
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ooh - that is so evil!
I would take all the batteries in the house (even the ones in use 
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The valve stems in everyone’s car tires.
i’m taking ur whisk 
Just take the handle from the whisk and leave behind the wire…
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Toilet paper holder, towel racks and the shower curtain rod
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Deleting your streaming history and sprinkling Legos on floor on my way out. 
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