I take the dryer sheets you use for static cling
I’ll steal your chocolate chips and replace them with raisins
… toilet paper…
I’m taking your gardening gloves.
I’ll steal the bottom two inches of all your pants and hem them so you don’t notice. And shorten the bedsheets so your feet stick out
Your nail clipper.
You ded.
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The elastic from all your undies
You ded too.
The underwire from all your bras
Blech.
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You can have mine… I buy them but end up taking them off because I need to feel the dirt!
This is pure evil!!
Ekkkk this thread makes my little petty heart happy
Take all the left shoes
Take all the fitted sheets
Take all the conditioner
Take the washing machine
Take all the light bulbs
Take all the forks and spoons
Fly high pettychopper fly high
Ohh so thats why mine is missing.
Ha. I just had a random memory. I knew someone that would take the remotes when he went to party’s. But for the life of me I can’t remember who it was. Someone stole those particular brain cells from me I guess
All the shoelaces.
The handle to the fridge door.
One lid from each set of Tupperware containers.
All the sharp knives.