What are you stealing?

All your pictures. I will leave the frames… because they are tacky

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The front lawn.

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Any power bars or surge protectors that add more capacity to plug things in at crowded outlets.

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I just be out here stealing hearts :wink:

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The toilet seat, but only for the most convenient bathroom. If you only have one, I’ll just take the left half.

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I would take all of the cell phone and device chargers.

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The bathroom mirrors.

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The microwave turntable.

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The first DVD or VHS of each trilogy you own.

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The receiver for your remote garage door opener.

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One of your cupboard doors.

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omg chocolate chips for raisins… you’re not even human :rofl::rofl::rofl: i would take half of the bristles out of your broom. so when you sweep, it doesnt do a very good job and you go over it and over it, but theres always still a little dirt and fur balls left behind. then replace your contact solution with lemon juice, put toothpaste in your oreos

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I would take all of the stoppers out of the bathtubs and sinks.

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If you’re taking the batteries, I’m taking the power button off all the televisions.

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Or the Menu button after setting it to minimum brightness.

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Oooo…then I’m taking the first and last chapter of every book.

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I’m taking the fly button from all your jeans.

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And the labels off of all your jars and cans.

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:scream: you monster!

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