All your pictures. I will leave the frames… because they are tacky
The front lawn.
Any power bars or surge protectors that add more capacity to plug things in at crowded outlets.
I just be out here stealing hearts
The toilet seat, but only for the most convenient bathroom. If you only have one, I’ll just take the left half.
I would take all of the cell phone and device chargers.
The bathroom mirrors.
The microwave turntable.
The first DVD or VHS of each trilogy you own.
The receiver for your remote garage door opener.
One of your cupboard doors.
omg chocolate chips for raisins… you’re not even human i would take half of the bristles out of your broom. so when you sweep, it doesnt do a very good job and you go over it and over it, but theres always still a little dirt and fur balls left behind. then replace your contact solution with lemon juice, put toothpaste in your oreos
I would take all of the stoppers out of the bathtubs and sinks.
If you’re taking the batteries, I’m taking the power button off all the televisions.
Or the Menu button after setting it to minimum brightness.
Oooo…then I’m taking the first and last chapter of every book.
I’m taking the fly button from all your jeans.
And the labels off of all your jars and cans.
you monster!