What are you stealing?

knd61283 · April 22, 2020, 3:43pm

Cone and get them! Just another excuse to wear yoga pants even though I don’t do yoga.

GVLNative · April 22, 2020, 4:27pm

All of the phone chargers

Salty · April 22, 2020, 4:30pm

I’m stealing your carrots

knd61283 · April 22, 2020, 4:48pm

I don’t know whether to think you’re a genius or pure evil.

Muffin1226 · April 22, 2020, 4:49pm

I prefer to steal souls and break the hearts

Salty · April 22, 2020, 4:53pm

I’m stealing the racks inside the oven

Eke · April 22, 2020, 5:02pm

The knobs from the stove, oven, and everything else.

knd61283 · April 22, 2020, 5:15pm

I’m stealing one windshield wiper blade from every vehicle.

ifs · April 22, 2020, 5:44pm

I’m stealing your empty mailbox.

knd61283 · April 22, 2020, 5:45pm

Take it, my neighbor keeps backing into the thing anyways.

Gabe.G · April 22, 2020, 5:50pm

I am taking all of your best Rock and Roll cds… so all of your American ones

ifs · April 22, 2020, 5:51pm

The volume buttons from your phone.

knd61283 · April 22, 2020, 5:52pm

I’m taking the cords off of all of your ceiling fans.

ifs · April 22, 2020, 5:54pm

I’m taking the lint screen from your clothes dryer.

ifs · April 22, 2020, 5:55pm

I’m taking the nose pads from your glasses.

Gabe.G · April 22, 2020, 5:56pm

Ha! It felt weird even typing out CD. It’s gonna be crazy someday to explain to my kids what a CD was

ifs · April 22, 2020, 5:57pm

Try explaining how it’s different from just being small vinyl

Salty · April 22, 2020, 5:57pm

I still catch myself saying tapes

ifs · April 22, 2020, 5:58pm

It’s like we always say. Play the Betamax forward…

SNS7 · April 22, 2020, 6:02pm

How do you go about taking half of the seat?