What's your evil talent that you wish you didn't have?

Solanaceae · July 25, 2020, 10:08pm

I cant unsee!

DarrenUK · July 25, 2020, 10:11pm

Sorry!! Time for the pint glass trick next joke

anon89207786 · July 25, 2020, 10:12pm

LMAO

Sabrina80 · July 25, 2020, 10:35pm

I had to learn it when I was a kid to protect me. My mom was addicted to alcohol and my dad was completely overwhelmed by this situation and started drinking too. Both of them tried to use me against the other. It was hell.

Dolse71 · July 25, 2020, 10:40pm

O to the M to the G.

Sabrina80 · July 25, 2020, 10:40pm

Ah! No! Stop it!

Sabrina80 · July 25, 2020, 10:42pm

Lol good imagination!

Dragonflygirl82 · July 25, 2020, 11:54pm

Ya sick right! It sucked for months

Ravikamor · July 26, 2020, 4:19pm

I love this question!!! I always say my super power is to have people get mad at me and I don’t have to do a damn thing!!! LoL! I learn afterwards and I’m like… What the hell did I do? Or what the hell did I say? LoL And this is SOBER

Matt · July 26, 2020, 4:26pm

Being 1.5 hours late for appointments. On weekends. When I have nothing else on my schedule.

Gabe.G · July 26, 2020, 4:27pm

I am a great thief. I am very good at stealing your wallet and then helping you look for it

Frandango · July 26, 2020, 5:20pm

Oh that’s reminded me of another power I used to have… I used to steal things when I was drunk. Nothing big, like cars or people, but glasses, small ornaments and table centerpieces.
Once I came home with a bag of cutlery and a tablecloth! Glad those days are behind me!

Piglet · July 26, 2020, 5:55pm

I can make any traffic light turn red as I approach it.

Jdiaz · July 26, 2020, 5:59pm

great friend to my kids. It’s good because they tell me a lot, but hard to discipline

AlyssaR · July 27, 2020, 4:03am

I’m a fabulous liar. More so when I turn my customer service voice on…I really hate myself in those moments. LaSigh

Nullcorp · July 27, 2020, 4:28am

Manipulation. There. lol

Just_Laura · July 27, 2020, 4:32am

I’d have to say procrastination. I’m very good at doing every possible thing else, that doesnt have to get done, before the only 1 thing I have to actually get done.

Sassie · July 27, 2020, 5:03am

I can start things very good, but I’m even better in not finishing them.

Here.I.am · July 27, 2020, 5:25am

I can read people pretty well. (In person) …sometimes I wish I couldn’t.

Sukitupbutterku · July 27, 2020, 7:21am

You have a conscious, that’s why you aren’t good at sales, you probably don’t like lying either. I am champion at the art of tall tales yet I don’t compete for that prize. It makes me feel guilty and it all comes out in the end anyways.