That sounds less threatening than my stupid balcony indoor outdoor spiders… At least yours are marginally cute
I’m actually also quite worried about the false black widow spiders that are getting more and more prevalent here in the south of England. I often see them on the exterior building walls and out the front in the car park. I know that in my MILs garage in Kent there are literally hundreds of false black widows, more than just normal traditional spiders, but there seems to be a lot more than normal here in North London. I’m genuinely terrified they will bite my cats 
I’ve decided the balcony doors get closed at tea time now. We can all compromise 
Ps, who is Fred? Why am I thinking your spider was called Fred? 