Yess… so i still have a few yrs left then…ha!
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Such a baby, Donnie!
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Or when you look at the sign and realize you have kids born before that date.
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When your daughter’s 40th birthday is coming up!
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When you sit on the porch with @Yoda-Stevie and yell at the damn kids to getoffmylawn.
Still waiting for the invite…
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You have an open invitation. I’ll leave the light on.
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I got excited over a manual kitchen aide can opener😂
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Add to the list “back in MY day”. This implies that you’ve had your “day” and now it has passed.
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When you no longer give a crap about what you look like in public and your wife has given up on you… she now just rolls her eyes when I head out in sweat pants and flip flops.
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When your kid goes to practice applying makeup of others and the foundation points out every single wrinkle, most of which you didnt know you even had.
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I got happy just reading you did 
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When you can’t start a movie past 7 pm because it will end too late.
When you go through your kids Halloween stash and get excited to see flavored tootsie rolls. Where do “old” people find these!
New Appliances are the most exciting purchases ever.
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True. Rule in my house was Dad gets the Smarties. Love me some Smarties.
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When I laugh too hard telling mom jokes and get called ma’am on the same day
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Yess!!!
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… When people start calling you sir. Ack!
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When you find out you are older than your employees parents. Ouch!
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When any of these things excite you:
Cancelled plans
Removing the dryer lint from the trap 
Early bird specials
All your favourite songs being played in the grocery store
Having matching lids for EVERY Tupperware container
Regular bowel movements
YOU MAY BE AFFECTED BY OLD-TIMERS DISEASE!! 
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