You are getting old when


#41

When you find out you are older than your employees parents. Ouch!


#42

When any of these things excite you:
Cancelled plans
Removing the dryer lint from the trap :slight_smile:
Early bird specials
All your favourite songs being played in the grocery store
Having matching lids for EVERY Tupperware container
Regular bowel movements
YOU MAY BE AFFECTED BY OLD-TIMERS DISEASE!! :laughing:


#43

The best plans are cancelled plans!

I’ll take a night in over a night out 10/10.


#44

You know your an old fart when you go hairdressers and they say
“Do you want the sides tidyed up” or have you ever thought of growing one side as a comb over!
When you find a grey pube.
When you hobble out of bed.
When more people look younger than you


#45

Loved this one hahahahahahaba!!!
One big fart throws back out. Nearly choked!!!


#46

When you can finally order from the back page of the Denny’s menu.


#47

When you feel awful in the morning even tho you didn’t do anything fun the night before :joy:
This is my life. I hobble with my cane out of bed every morning like I was out drinking all night. Lol
Or when you have half as much metal in your body as you do bone. :joy:


#48

When you accidentally said pound sign instead of hashtag

When you need reading glasses and used to have bionic eyes

When u type bionic and recall the show, The Bionic Woman. Gah!


#49

@rmgrimmer calls me Bionic Woman :slight_smile:


#50

You get so much hardware, eventually it’s going to start controlling you, instead of the other way around!


#51

I know right. Lol


#52

You might wanna check out this thread Sober Poops


#53

When you remember having used the of these


#54

My mother still has hers, and it still works. It has been used for 4 decades now.


#55

Haha This pretty much sums up my good night’s when hubby asks :joy:

good-night-means-getting-old-meme


#56

Or when you remember people that were using pagers were cool. Im so glad i was in the era or remembering what its like to not have mobiles. I was talking about this the other day. I think kids now days!!! Have missed out.
Contacting people is so in personal now. Quite sad.


#57

When your knees make more noise than a creaking staircase like mine!


#58

Your colon starts falling out of your ass.


#59

Haha - I had to explain what a pager was to my 16 y/o son a couple of weeks ago. He LOL’d (as he should have). …True story - my Ex’s brother was probably one of the first buyers of those things called ‘car phones’ at the time.


#60

Please tell me you don’t wear a visor!:wink: