You are getting old when

The best plans are cancelled plans!

I’ll take a night in over a night out 10/10.

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You know your an old fart when you go hairdressers and they say
“Do you want the sides tidyed up” or have you ever thought of growing one side as a comb over!
When you find a grey pube.
When you hobble out of bed.
When more people look younger than you

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Loved this one hahahahahahaba!!!
One big fart throws back out. Nearly choked!!!

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When you can finally order from the back page of the Denny’s menu.

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When you accidentally said pound sign instead of hashtag

When you need reading glasses and used to have bionic eyes

When u type bionic and recall the show, The Bionic Woman. Gah!

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You get so much hardware, eventually it’s going to start controlling you, instead of the other way around!

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You might wanna check out this thread Sober Poops

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My mother still has hers, and it still works. It has been used for 4 decades now.

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Or when you remember people that were using pagers were cool. Im so glad i was in the era or remembering what its like to not have mobiles. I was talking about this the other day. I think kids now days!!! Have missed out.
Contacting people is so in personal now. Quite sad.

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When your knees make more noise than a creaking staircase like mine!

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Your colon starts falling out of your ass.

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Please tell me you don’t wear a visor!:wink:

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I remember when one had to only dial four numbers to make a local call. My grandmother was at 4805.

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All the naughty boys had these (drug dealers)!!

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When you can remember streets used to be road numbers and p.o boxes not street names…

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Wait… What??! I remember 7 numbers (no area code needed) but 4?

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She must have been using a Telegraph to make her call…

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Or smoke signals. Ha

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When you start to think old. Take away message: Don’t think old.

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I think I was around six years old when we went to seven digits. Tiny town, kids!

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