When your 11 year old says mom you have to stop sleeping in your mascara or your eye lashes are going to fall out. Then I have to inform her that ive been doing that for year’s and theyre falling out because I’m old. 
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Some youngins like to refer to me as “Boss” and idk quite how to take that. I think I’d prefer a good ol’fashion “Sir” instead at this point.
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For me it’s “Big Dawg”.
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Lol yup and the occasional “bruh” over here
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I am getting old. When I can’t remember if I posted on the check in Topic today or not.
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When you can see in the mirror or photos of yourself that you’re beginning to transform into one of your parents.
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Heavens no, haha
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I know that I’m getting old when I read all the posts, nod, burst out in approving laughter and crawl under my blankie on the couch instead of puttering around 
Hillarious!
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My son tells me he had to shit and that he has to get up early for work. I told him that he was old enough to not have to tell me his bathroom habits or that it’s time for bed.
He said " no Dad, i said, I have to split"
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Yeah, that happened
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Lol and thats why I use captions on tv shows/movies bc my hearing is going by the wayside
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…when you make this special sound when sitting down and / or standing up 
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I heard it as I read this lol
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You know you are getting old when your masseur suggests to make a physio appointment solely for your knee 
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Well wtf, they do that?
When you need to put a 45lb bag of dog food in your shopping cart and have to ask a 5 foot 100 pound young lady to help and she does it with ease. I am getting old.
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This cracked me up 
Now I feel very old but I wasn’t even born then 
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Maybe I’m not nice…but a comeback might have been “sounds like a personal problem”.
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In pictures I flip mine over so you can’t see the top. My hands look like the Crypt Keeper’s Mother’s. Not a good look.
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It’s weird you just replied to this 6 week old post, bc I’ve been extra self conscious lately. Mine have gotten alot worse with the winter and flu season. I wash them so often at work and can’t keep lotion on, so they always look irritated. Not to mention banged up from work itself(right now I have 4 separate cuts/scrapes from who knows what). I feel like people stare at them when I’m at their table, but they’re honestly probably just looking at my nails or tattoos Got my trusty aquaphor and gloves on rn. Doesn’t do alot for me tho 
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