When you go to the gym to update your payment, and the young kid assumes, “Are you here to get your free silver sneakers membership”
The kid almost learned first hand the words of Toby Keith, “i aint as good as I once was, but I am good once as I ever was”
You finally decide to stop plucking out the whites.
You are getting old when you have a massage and your jodeling entertains the cabins right and left. Oh boy, a few days working hard and ouch ouch ouch my muscles are tense like concrete. I’m getting fucking old 
Your favorite part of lunch…motrin
You go to sit down and a little squeak comes out of your mouth. Loud enough for those closest could hear. Face it I am a bit stiff early in the morning.
I don’t really sqeak, it’s more of a deeper sort of “OOOF!!”.
When you go for your shingles jab for over seventies and sitting with all these old uns lol .
I found one single white hair in my facial hair
Yep bummer… I have had white ones for a few years. Shave almost every day and I am a old girl.
You get excited over Toogoodtogo boxes! £100 worth of food for £12! That’s my monthly shop done.
When mullets are back in fashion
Oooh, I love a mullet!! My guilty pleasure 
Here’s the Dutch one. Only took kwartjes or quarters.
And for good measure here’s a kwartje from my birth year. The euro has no 25 cents coin. I know I’m getting old when I miss the kwartje and the time before the euro.
That is a cool looking coin
