You blacked out and forgot the bottle of bourbon you hid in the dryer and it’s laundry day.
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If you have a few “go-to” liquor stores that you went to at set days of the week. Just so the owners wouldnt realize how much of a drunk you are 
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You might be an addict when your dealer starts to worry about you and when your guests have to eat cereal with a fork.
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You might be an addict if you drink cans of beer with cigg ends in
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Here’s a recent one!
Your attempt to register with Sober Time fails because apparently you have already registered two months ago. But you have no recollection of it because you were drunk the 1st time around (good intentions though))
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If you are finding empty beer cans and bottles hidden…nearly 11 months after you quit drinking…
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Oh, my…Those are some ninja hiding skills!!)
I found a hidden wine bottle in my pantry from a month ago last night. My first reaction was quite unexpected. I laughed SO HARD! Like, who was I hiding it from? Did I think if I hide it I can pretend I never drank it? I thought I was so sleek…Fooling nobody but my silly self.
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Yep - I found one in the Halloween decorations.
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I did the same thing with beer. Drink what I liled at first and then the cheap stuff.
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Yep. I had a rotation.
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If you keep offering to fill peoples drinks up so you could go inside (while they’re all by the fire) to pound a shot on top of the wine your guzzling…and then run upstairs to do a line so you still seem peppy.
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Hahaha, hell yes to this one. I once bought 6 bags of coke in one go and the dealer had a look of concern on his face.
This topic is hilarious, especially as we realise we all had similar “hide our addiction” behaviors.
Eg. Went to different supermarkets every Friday to stock up on weekend booze so the staff wouldn’t recognise me.
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8:00am-- you wake up feeling like shit and vow never again…
11:00am–you are actively planning what to buy on the way home from work
8:00pm–you are lying on the bathroom floor…
Repeat. Every. Single. Day.
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Yeah, different experience for me.
You miss a huge party at the University because you’re holed up in your apartment locked on a porn site.
You only get 2 hours of sleep because your brain wakes you up every time your eyes shut to go look something up that youd forgotten about.
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Yeah, it always ended up being like an hour or more for me. Just jumping from one video to the next to the next.
You can’t remember which lies you told to which people and your whole life becomes a lie so you decide it is easier to just isolate and cut people out entirely even though you desperately want to be loved! 
… 
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Free day 1…if u cant go day without even 1 bottle of beer and keep telling yourself a lies that i can handle 1beer and u end up being again drunk and stupid. …
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Your neighbor confides in you that she thinks her husband has a drinking problem because she found lots of empty bottles in the recycling after he’d taken it out …
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…you believe carpet surfing is a legitimate sport which you are good at.
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Anyone ever get so high on crack that they got in a car chase with imaginary police and then get lost in the middle of nowhere?
Asking for a friend.
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