“Keep coming back. It works if you work it.”
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One I’ve been told many times, when I’ve not wanted to fully commit is your seat is always here for you but you can get a full refund of pain and misery if you want, no mincing words and extremly true words
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“There is Nothing a drink won’t make Worse!”
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Easy does it
First things first
Take what you like and leave the rest
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Oh this is good!!!
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At a meeting a lady told her story of going on a cruise. Welcomed onto the ship and offered a glass of champagne. She felt the wobble and rang her sponsor: “I don’t know if I’ll get through this…500 drinkers in front of me”… Sponsor replied “500 drinkers in front of you, 1 million alcoholics behind you”
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Beautiful!!!
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Thank you @Bootz ill try that. I’m a bit behind on my reading as I’ve been working a ton the last few days. I’m going to try to get back in here later to catch up! Thank you! 
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Sponsor said, "only 3 ways we’all end up… locked up, covered up or sobered up. "
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On step 4 and 5 work
Give up all hope for a better past
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Love that one! One of my struggles in sobriety is clinging to the past, so I’m going to remember this. Might even get it tattooed. 
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Something that the person that runs my home group says to at least one person at the end of every meeting
“If ya feel like ya need a drink then swallow your 24hr chip”
After one meeting when he said that I shouted back “If I can do that I don’t need a drink I need a doctor!”
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That is the best description of surrender I’ve ever seen! It expresses exactly what I felt the day I surrendered and got my message. 
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1 is not enough 1000 too many
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Oops! You got it backwards 
…One is too many and a thousand is never enough
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“I can go to church to try save my soul, but i go to AA to save my a$$.”–G
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Only 3 ways we get out of this disease- locked up, covered up or sobered up.
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I got a good one I heard tonight at a meeting. If my right hand is holding Alcoholics Anonymous, and my left hand is holding my higher power, then I can’t pick up a drink.
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I overheard an old timer tell another person “Don’t believe your own magnificent BS” added it to my growing collection lol
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Got another one. “ do you want to be happy or right?”
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