I overheard an old timer tell another person “Don’t believe your own magnificent BS” added it to my growing collection lol
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Got another one. “ do you want to be happy or right?”
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For relapses, “Glad you’re here and thanks for going back to see if shit changed any, now I don’t have to”.
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Idle hands are the the devil’s favorite!
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There’s coffee just through there…
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“half measures avail us nothing”
“If you’re not ready go get done and hope you crawl back”
“Do 30 meetings, 30 days, total abstinence, get a sponsor, work the steps, if you’re not satisfied with the progress in you’re life you will have saved up enough money to go on a real good one, if you’re lucky you’ll come back with a ass full of arrows”.
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To thine own self be true.
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“Try it our way for 90 days and if you’re not satisfied at the end of 90 days, we’ll gladly refund your misery.”
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It works if you work it, so work it you’re worth it!
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The relapse happens well before you take the drink 
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We know what we know, and that’s all that we know, till we know what we know ain’t the way to go.
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There’s Nothing that a drink won’t make Worse.
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I don’t need a drink…until I have one.
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“We are sick people trying to get well, not bad people trying to get good”
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It’s AA or Amen.
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There’s plenty of bad reasons for taking a drink but not one good one.
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“Nothing, absolutely nothing happens in God’s world by mistake”. (Page 417)
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Oh I like that one
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Let go and Let God
This one has been used often by me lately
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I heard at my Al-Anon meeting.
If you fall in a ditch,
Don’t start decorating.
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