Cant believe this one isnt in here yet lol
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Bump. Any new Chuck Norris jokes?
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Chuck norris makes fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together
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Most people dont know it but he has been in all the star wars movies…he plays the force
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The true reason for the invention of stop signs is so cars have a chance to look both ways for chuck Norris
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Lol ouch recovering this weekend for one.
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Oh man that sucks sorry to hear it, i hope ur feeling better. Ive never had em myself but i hear its a lot like a long drawn out catheter removal which i can relate to and that just makes me shudder.
I am dying out loud laughing. Deceased. Oh i hope i can remember to say that when i dial a wrong number. Oh muh gah im dying. I love this thread. Love it. Laughter is good medicine!
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Chuck norris once ate ten 2KG steaks in an hour. He had sex with the waitress for the first 50 minutes
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Chuck Norrises daughter lost her virginity…
Long story short…
she got it back the next day.
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Haha! Had not heard this one!
Yaaasssss revive the Chuck Norris thread!
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Chuck Norris once won a staring contest,…
against Medusa. 
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True Chuck Norris Facts:
Vikings are known as some of the baddest warriors in history. Reykjavik Iceland was founded by Vikings, and all native Icelanders are descended from Vikings. So, when a descendant of Vikings wanted to open the baddest pub in Reykjavik, did he name it after Ragnar Lothbrok? Leif Erickson? Erik the Red? NO!
The establishment is dedicated to none other than:
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