Chuck norris jokes


#87

A personal favorite:

Chuck Norris CAN touch M.C. Hammer.


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#90

Idk if this one was said or not but it’s hilarious.


#91

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.


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#93

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#94

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#95

How did I only just now discover this thread!??! So good :joy::joy:


#96

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.


#97

Right? Every time it pops up on my feed and I open it I giggle.


#98

Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.


#99

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


#100

Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.


#101

Chuck Norris doesn’t get a sunburn, the sun gets a Chuck burn…


#102

Damn !!! This is a good one !!


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#106

Star Wars and Chuck Norris in one meme, I’ve died and gone to heaven!