A personal favorite:
Chuck Norris CAN touch M.C. Hammer.
A personal favorite:
Chuck Norris CAN touch M.C. Hammer.
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Right? Every time it pops up on my feed and I open it I giggle.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris doesn’t get a sunburn, the sun gets a Chuck burn…
Damn !!! This is a good one !!
Star Wars and Chuck Norris in one meme, I’ve died and gone to heaven!
Irony is actually Chuck Norris being a wind up merchant.
Chuck Norris has been to the sun during its night time.
Chuck Norris ONLY can prevent forest fires.
Immaculate Conception explained: Chuck Norris once winked at a girl called Mary in the street. 9 months later, Jesus was born.
Chuck Norris told a joke once, nobody was allowed to laugh.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
This is probably here somewhere, but it bears repeating.
Oh dang, that one is rad!