Chuck norris jokes

A personal favorite:

Chuck Norris CAN touch M.C. Hammer.

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Idk if this one was said or not but it’s hilarious.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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Right? Every time it pops up on my feed and I open it I giggle.

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t get a sunburn, the sun gets a Chuck burn…

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Damn !!! This is a good one !!

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Star Wars and Chuck Norris in one meme, I’ve died and gone to heaven!

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Irony is actually Chuck Norris being a wind up merchant.

Chuck Norris has been to the sun during its night time.

Chuck Norris ONLY can prevent forest fires.

Immaculate Conception explained: Chuck Norris once winked at a girl called Mary in the street. 9 months later, Jesus was born.

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Chuck Norris told a joke once, nobody was allowed to laugh.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero

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Chuck Norrises Gmail account leaked out. Its:

gmail@chucknorris.com

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This is probably here somewhere, but it bears repeating.

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Oh dang, that one is rad!