Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 2)

The fact that common sense has become so uncommon can FRO.

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Acid reflux in the middle of the night. :nauseated_face::face_vomiting:

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Turning on your headlamp and seeing a white fogwall. Dog & me were not excited but when you gotta go, you gotta go … :poop:

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  • ā€œAll truth, in the long run, is only common sense clarified.ā€ – (Anonymous)
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Texting a friend something about my dexcom app which gets autocorrected to sex in app. I mean wtf

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Anxiety about this drive to work every day can FRO! It’s making me physically sick for hours after I get to work and when I get home. I’m trying to make it work but I don’t think I’m supposed to be driving. It’s not getting easier and it’s 70 miles a day plus I have a 10 hour shift. I might have to move back to Jacksonville and go back to biking. I’m really trying here but I feel something has to change quick. I like the opportunity to save money at my parents and be somewhere new but it’s messing with me very badly. There is to much stuff going on around me and it feels overwhelming to say the least. I feel unsafe and shouldn’t have to pray every time I get in the car that I will be ok. Why does even simple things feel like it’s the first time I did it every time? Then family say things like I’m not trying hard enough..

But I guess if this is my only problem then I’m gonna be ok. I made it through so many difficult problems and things in the last 2 years and didn’t give up or run away. I know cutting my id in half and living in the woods wont solve the problem. I’m still Trevor and still an alcoholic and addict. There is a way around this or solution. I just want to get through today and make it back home

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23 house keys cut so far today.. FRO keys! Had a line right away about keys then people cutting in front to ask me if I cut keys while I’m cutting keys.. had to stop typing this to cut 2 more so now at 25! So ready to start my weekend at 1 o’clock. 56 hour work week is almost over

80 percent of the time the key blank is kw1 which is easy to find but sometimes its a needle in a hay stack

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With all those keys hanging up and someone having the audacity to ask if you ā€œ cut keysā€..

Would be hilarious to respond ’No’, we just keep copies on hand, then ask them for their address and say you have keys for their house in stock :rofl:

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Paywalls hiding scientific papers. Fuck them. The research is also payed by taxes.

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Haha that would be funny. We do try to be respectful but seriously this is not a corporate place and we can say and do what we feel is necessary and if people are rude or causing issues we tell them to leave and go to Lowe’s or Home Depot.

We often talk about how it could be a tv show.. just on Thursday this guy literally smoked crack in the store on the isle. A co worker was like I think that guy just smoked something in the store!?? We verified it on camera and saw the lighter go off and him waving the smoke away and then he acted crazy moving all crazy and acting weird and told him to get out! We are waiting for him to come around again or pan handle across the street so we can call the cops because that behavior is not ok. We were distracted because the owner and manager were at a trade show. Literally just another Thursday at the hardware store lol

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Or how about: ā€œNo, Einstein….I’m making waffles!!ā€.

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I worked at this hardware store like 8 years ago pretty much everyone is still there from before but different manager. The previous manager would literally tell customers the key machine was down ..especially like near the end of the day or if the customer was rude. kind of like McDonald’s with the ice cream and milk shake machines

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My ex did stuff like that too!

Waking up at 1am feeling completely awake and unable to fall back to sleep can FRO.

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The basketball going back into the woods can FRO.. sometimes it’s not too bad and I can use a shovel to get it out but this time I have to climb back there and this went back there yesterday at Sunset and I heard a bunch of animals back there so I did not want to go back there so I have to take care of it today. I’m going to get some kind of net or something to stop the ball from going back there. But honestly, I’m getting pretty good pretty quickly because if you miss then it goes in the woods lol.. really you have to miss pretty badly for that to happen, but sometimes it goes back there from ricochet off the backboard or hitting the curb and then going back there

This time I had to go through a different entrance and pretty much circle around to get that ball because it looks like like you can go straight at it, but you can’t.. my main concern was poison ivy and snakes, but all is well

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I would say ā€œYes we cut keys, but if you’re looking for a spare key, your wife leaves one under the doormat.ā€:wink:

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Rude as hell customers. I understand if you’re going through something and you could give attitude but goodness gracious please leave it in your house. It’s worse when they’re entitled and passive aggressive and I have to control every bit of my nerves from popping off or the entitled and aggressive ones too that humiliate retail workers and think they own you.

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People at work almost causing accidents because of not being mentally present.

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Myself Drink so much the Last days.

Spend so much Money for Drinks and cigaretts…

Now Rehab again… this time i dont Run from it. Have to leave this behind.

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Me trying to force my will

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