Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 2)

Man-flu. Can 100% GTF, there’s so much I want to be doing this weekend.

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Watching your parents grow old.

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Cutting yourself while cooking :drop_of_blood:

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The smoke alarm that’s chirping every 20 seconds in my building somewhere. It’s loudest in my bathroom and is quieter when I go into the hallway. Gotta be in the apartment next to me. It’s been 2 days! Replace the effing batteries!!!

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Oh god, this is awful. Had that a few times and it drives me nuts. Will wake up at night every time this f***ing thing goes off. The guy responsible for changing the batteries in our building is in active addiction meaning he will be to plastered at night to hear the thing and to hang over in the morning to bother.
:crossed_fingers: yours get replaced soon.

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Having to fly for work when ive asked to drive and having to fly for work on a sunday just so work can be happy im on site monday for a full day when i rather be at home with the wife

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I had one this one time connected to the buildings system just outside my back door. I was gonna change the battery but there wasn’t one. I ripped it off the ceiling, wires and all, and it still beeped! I put it outside but I could still hear it, and one night, drunk I’m sure, I chucked it as far as I could :rofl:

This one is still beeping today. It’s driving me mad to the point it sounds like it’s moving to different places! I’m starting to think either my neighbor hasn’t been home, or it might be in the basement. I’m gonna look for my key in the morning and taking a field trip down there.

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Habanero cheese. That sneaky bastard can fuck right off. Of course, no one forced me to eat half a block. :tired_face::poop:

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…the sudden onset of wildfire season here. smoky skies. even the helpful notices with what to pack in an evacuation kit to have at the ready. anxiety.
it can all fuck right off.

and as much as i try to be all “to each their own”? yeah, 100% the non-recyclers and the coffee pod brewers. time to fuck right off. sorry not sorry.

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These things are demon possessed, I think.

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We don’t have many wildfires in my state and last year was the first time I was affected by them, and that was just the poor air quality blowing over the Canadian border. I can’t imagine the anxiety of being so close that there’s a risk you’d have to up and leave your life at any moment. Praying that won’t be the case for you :pray:

Also, I noticed the Keurig debate and gotta say, I do have one. It was a Christmas gift and it’s perfect for me bc I only have one, maybe two cups a day. However, I’ve used the refillable pods from the beginning. It’s cheaper, you can use any coffee you like and control it’s strength (bc I prefer it stronger), and no waste! :+1:

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Plastic can FRO. Most of it is not recyclable! Plastic industry has been lying about this for decades.
The planet is choking on it. It’s fucking everywhere.

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Online everything, my 14 y/o has two deadlines in sports class. One Dance video and one Exercise pass planning.

We’ve done both. Finally figured out how to send the files in the school app we’re supposed to use. And nothing works.
Have been sitting with the files for an hour.
School haven’t showed us s**t about how to use the app, and we’re left to figure it ou on our own. Kids can’t send it in because it has to be managed by the adults login, and they haven’t showed the students how to do that either.

Can’t ask the mentor cause she doesn’t know, doesn’t use the app herself and mainly speak German.
I gave up now and e-mailed the files to the sports class teacher instead.

I seriously Wonder what’s wrong with the old classic paper and pencil.

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@Just_Laura, I totally get it. It’s coffee! It’s a daily ritual for most. And you are using refillable pod. And who the eff am I to judge?

It’s not like I don’t have a footprint! And I hate that. It can fuck right off, which means I can fuck right off. :smirk: Sigh.

Even this little evacuation kit list tells us to pack wipes galore, garbage bags aplenty, etc. I noticed the store has sold out of the little plastic water bottles (I filled up 2 20L camping jug things). And yeah, @Pattycake, a lot of this plastic is gonna end up you know where…

Typing this as I hang out on an online meeting link for work, for a meeting that was supposed to start 13 minutes ago, @MrsOdh. They’re having technical difficulties. :expressionless:

I’m having an everything can fuck right off moment… but what just made me chuckle was thinking how glad I am I’m no longer on the sauce. That would be a mess…

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The way the world is makes it utterly impossible not to leave a footprint, and there’s nothing we can do about it. I really try not to think about it much bc it’s so depressing, but sometimes I worry for my daughter’s (and possible grandchildren’s) future on this earth. All I picture is the movie Wall-E.

I’ve always had a thing against plastic. It just seems toxic to me. I read an article in highschool about bottled water and how the plastic breaks down into it over time. Since then, I’ve rarely drank it. I’m grateful for that bc I recently read a brand new article saying they discovered the content of micro plastics is astronomical compared to what they originally thought. Everyone who’s ever told me it’s gross to drink tap water can FRO now!!!

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  • unwarranted anxiety
  • needless counting
  • detecting random unknowns
  • always on the lookout

I can’t shake it all off those feelings

Can all FRO

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Interesting…I didn’t know they had refillable pods for these. That changes things quite a bit.

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Amazon drivers who make a delivery stop in the lane of traffic when they could have parked off to the side 20 feet ahead. Gotta be right in front of that door! Fro!!!

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I was so happy when I came across them shortly after receiving the Keurig. I bought a 3 pack and have been using the same ones for at least 7 years (1 broke).

A large can of ground coffee is the same price as some 12 pack k-cups. It’s stupid what people pay for convenience.

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Fucking wet snowfall. 10 days ago I was hanging in the spa pool with my sisters at 30 °C, now it’s 0 - 1 °C and bullshitweather. So I fear again no fruit this year. I have apple, pear, plum, gage, cherry, apricot, mulberry, persimmon trees just for landscape decoration :exploding_head::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::woman_facepalming:
Fuck right off frost in spring and heat before summer started. *screams into the void :face_with_spiral_eyes::face_with_spiral_eyes::face_with_spiral_eyes::face_with_spiral_eyes::face_with_spiral_eyes::face_with_spiral_eyes:

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