Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 2)

When you accidentally bite your lip :biting_lip: and it swells enough to it keeps happening. 5 times in one week! And the last time drew blood :confounded:

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Iā€™m glad you see it that way.
I donā€™t agree, but i respect that you think that way
Sorry is a wildly abused word , in your context , it implies my jitters resulted in your inadequate training
For , example, saying sorry , for every, extra, comma, in this sentence, would imply antagonistic attitude of commas.
Then, sorry you feel this way, implies blah blah blah hurt feelings
By the way, Iā€™m sorry that i forced you to endure this post.

This is in all jest and not implied to antagonize you. Iā€™m sorry if it does cause any amount of anxiety

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Iā€™m just playing. By the way

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AGAIN NIGHTMARES :face_vomiting:
I say FRO in advance as this bullshit tortured me the last days.

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People who wait till the last possible second to merge when a lane is ending! Also people who enter the freeway at 20 mph can fro! :oncoming_automobile:

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Yes! Im a truck driver and I deal with this almost every day ā€¦as well as getting cut off or people passing me on the right.

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I feel for you! I drove a straight truck many years ago. People cutting you off or not letting you in. Gotta get ahead of that truck! I would end up in prison if I had your job. :smile: My hat is off to you! :facepunch:

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This really grinds my gears too!

Injuring my achilles right before our annual camping trip with good friends can FRO!

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Like this?

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Holy guacamole youā€™re Tonka tough!

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lol, one of many many injuries sustained pushing my limitsā€¦ it all began way back on a winters night returning a kitten in a snowstorm when I was 4 and run over by a plow truck, pushed into the bank and left for dead.

My journey of many many injuries began on that dayā€¦

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No wonder youā€™re so tough! Iā€™m limping around because I pivoted while my foot gripped the floor. I like to state "you should see the other guy!":stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Storm AND rain that ignores everything protective youā€™re wearing. You feel like a fish :smiling_face_with_tear:

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Buying new earrings that are safe for ā€˜sensitive earsā€™ (which is not something I need, I just liked the earrings), and them causing all 3 piercings I put them in to become infected! (which hasnā€™t happened since I was a kid). Sensitive my ass :triumph:

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My brain providing ever so great catastrophic scenarios. Should have become a screen writer :person_facepalming:t2:

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Coworkers that abuse my trust and the trust of their employers and steal from a small business. Wtf ppl. FRO w that shit!

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Fear can FRO

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Migraines, fucking migraines :exploding_head:

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Oh, OWW! That looks brutal. :flushed:

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Pettiness and petty peopleā€¦GET EFFED RIGHT OFF

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