Conglomerated List of "Things that can F*ck right off* (Part 2)

Having a willing mind but a broken body causing me to cancel fight gym membership can FRO! Time for a regular gym

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I can’t count how many times Ive had people do this to me while I’m backing up on a forklift. Those things don’t stop on a dime, especially if you’re carrying a heavy load on your forks. So many close calls…

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Crappy sleep and nightmares. I fucking fall asleep, bullshit spits out my brain, I wake up, got to pee, calm myself, fall asleep again … next nightmare. I swear if this fucking bullshit doesn’t stop soon the head comes off. I’m sick of crappy nights and exhausted days. aaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhh *screams into the void

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Go to bed with sunglasses on. If anything, in your dream, you’ll be wearing sunglasses

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This idea is so weird that I will try tomorrow :sunglasses::+1:! For today it’s too late, 5 hours until the alarm beeps me out of bed. Will fall asleep soon reading here …

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Women taking showers as if clean water is an endless resource. As clearly they haven’t been in the jungle for over a week and all covered in dry mud or something.

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Being on your period, having to wear a damn diaper plus tampon (and have to change them every 45-60 minutes bc you are bleeding like heck) and sweat like :poop: because summer decided to finally arrive.
I can’t walk, I’m waddling like a penguin :joy::joy::joy::+1:
Oh, and on top I bleeded in my working pants, yay!
I’m now on my waddly way home, I’ll get me some meat and cake and nothing can stop me :face_holding_back_tears:

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My heavy smoking neighbours, smoking the ugliest smelling shit in and around the house. It’s like living above the pub in the older days.

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Mean old overcorrect lady who destroyed my favourite box to collect my paper as I forgot it in the room where we bring our paper. I let it aside to take it upstairs later. I don’t appreciate. Well, that’s maybe an understatement. :face_in_clouds::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::triumph:

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My Mom’s worsening dementia.
My middle-aged bladder.
Having to chase down a store employee to get a key or a combination for the restroom. It’s a little humiliating to ask permission to take a piss when you’re a grown adult.
The tendinitis I’ve developed in my arm.
The noisy-ass neighbors above us who sound like they’re having a wrestling match every evening.
Restless Leg Syndrome every night.

OUT with you lot!!!

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So sorry to hear. I hate smoke, too. Hope you have an air purifier in your house. They help.

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People who mistake basic kindness and manners for romantic interest can FRO.

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Ugh! I hate that :angry: It’s so selfish and inconsiderate in multi family units. There’s 8 apartments where I live and I think 3-4 smoke inside, and there’s NO SMOKING signs all over the building! My new(ish) neighbors do and we share a mudroom that constantly reeks and leaks smoke into my place :triumph:

I quit smoking 2 years ago but never once did I ever smoke in my own home. I didn’t care if it was 0° at 3am…I went outside. Even at other smokers homes I hated it bc when one person lit up, everyone did :face_in_clouds: Terrible addiction that can FRO!

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Being dragged to a party I don’t wanna go to tonight. :weary:

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I’ve been guilty of doing that myself in my young days, but…live and learn. :man_shrugging:t3:

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Live by the beach they said it’ll be good for you they said…it rains 11 months of the year and when the sun comes out IT’S A WHITE OUT BECAUSE OF FOG!!! LOL


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Cycling in May: when you can finally refill all the insect protein you missed earlier in year.

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Getting a call by people I don’t even talk to anymore if i want to come over to a bar, get outta here!!!

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My neighbours.
Lately almost every day around 8pm they start with this loud Turkish music, it’s so fucking loud I feel like I have speaker on in my kids bedroom. It’s not helping them with falling asleep. And sorry if I offend sb but this music is fucking annoying!!!

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The old man who followed me to the grocery store this morning on my coffee run to let me know that I ran a stop light which was actually a stop sign! And I absolutely stopped at it(maybe not for the 3 whole seconds of eternity as the law enforces) but nevertheless a complete stop, then he followed me into the store to try to get a conversation out of me about it while he had his cell phone camera pointed out at me from his breast pocket!!! WTF? Civilians thinking they are cops are not my friend! Lol FRO forever

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